Indie Police Squad Episode #3 Deadly Rock
My name is Wolfie and with my partner Long Hair Tudor bloke we are the Indie Police. Recruited by the fuzz cause we know what's goin down with the kidz as we are ex-britpop crew. Rumours began filtering through to us that the charts were being invaded by an evil that was long thought dead. Spearheading this assault were the terrible visions of the offspring of Satan. We went down on the streets to find to discover more, we found one kid who was clearly distraught "How could they do it?", he manged to splutter out. "They have sold out to the folk", he muttered quietly before slumping to the ground. Puzzled we return to the office. "Hmmm, I don`t know what's wrong with the kidz", I told Long Hair Tudor Bloke, "I think they are quite good, they are shite shite and crammed full of irony". "Errrr", he replied, "Perhaps you are right".