Hi, it's me Wolfie again who along with Long Hair Tudor Bloke make up the Indie Police. We
are the ex-britpop crew recruited for our street cred and knowledge of the kidz. Our new case
was spine chilling, word from the street was that a new cult led by the yellow haired Thin Tim
is going national. He was just a local problem with only a few recruits including the winner
of the heats of Stars In Their Eyes as the singer from Mercury Rev but now he had a plan by
releasing a record of hypnotic, repetitive beats that brainwashes listeners into joining his
cult. I knew that there had to be someone else, a big cheese, a head honcho, a king rat,
a boss man, a top cat, someone who was in charge of this puppet. I was about to crack the case
when LHTBloke came up with some info that Thin Tim had been wiped out cartoon style with an
ACME anvil by a mysterious group disguised in vivid colours and ridiculous wigs. "Blast", I
said to Tudor, "Now I will never find out who Mr Big is".

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